712 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "Real Words"

A masturvating girl trying to be quiet.

Processed improvisation on a shamanic skin drum.

Original description: radio recording made from qfx j-22ubk rerun x radio routed to my tascam 106 routed to my umix audio interface recorded and edited in fl12. #radio #hardware #analog #recording #random #scanning.

A series of 5 short, natural poots, aka. Farts, separated by about a half-second of silence. All natural and relatively good quality, ie. Low noise, no echo, etc. Recorded by the producer on different occasions and post-processed using audacity (equalization, amplification, noise-reduction) to achieve more consistent levels and fidelity. Recorded on a moto g5 plus (smartphone) using easy voice recorder (android). Cute > nasty?.

A real poot with a forceful, trumpet-like sound. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A quick poot that dips and rises in tone with an interesting squeak at the end. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

An abrupt, trumpet-like poot. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A relatively long and forceful poot. Processed with audacity for more consistent tone and volume.

A real poot lasting about 6 and a half seconds. Processed with audacity for more consistent tone and volume.

A small poot, processed with audacity for more consistent tone and volume.

A small poot, processed with audacity for more consistent tone and volume.

A quick, soft poot. Processed with audacity for more consistent tone and volume.

A quick, unusual sounding poot. Processed with audacity for more consistent tone and volume.

An abrupt, forceful poot (fart) that sounds a bit like a trumpet blow. Processed with audacity for more consistent tone and volume.

An unusual, almost musical poot (fart). About a second long, processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A natural poot (fart) with a more or less linear shift from higher to lower pitch. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A real poot that sounds like a raspberry. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A quick, airy, dry sounding poot. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A "slipped out" kind of natural poot that has a slight raspberry quality. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

An unusual sounding poot with a squishy quality but not too wet sounding. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

Another poot with a sweeping pitch from low to high. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

A poot recorded with relatively good quality, ie. Low noise, no echo, etc. Post-processed using audacity (equalization, amplification, noise-reduction) to achieve more consistent levels and fidelity. Recorded on a moto g5 plus (smartphone) using easy voice recorder (android). Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

An amazing 3-second poot with a music-like sound (trumpet). Relatively good quality, ie. Low noise, no echo, etc. Post-processed using audacity (equalization, amplification, noise-reduction) to achieve more consistent levels and fidelity. Recorded on a moto g5 plus (smartphone) using easy voice recorder (android). Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

Reading a selection from ellis bouzemunke's "thermal death time and changes in the orange transformation zone". Books with more latrotunda available at:https://www. Amazon. Com/noncirculating-copy-marlowe-blumenkohl/dp/1986027651.

A series of 5 short, natural poots, aka. Farts, separated by about a second of silence. All natural and relatively good quality, ie. Low noise, no echo, etc. Recorded by the producer on different occasions and post-processed using audacity (equalization, amplification, noise-reduction) to achieve more consistent levels and fidelity. Recorded on a moto g5 plus (smartphone) using easy voice recorder (android). Cute > nasty?.

A long, squeaky, almost metallic-sounding toot that ends in an upsweep to a high pitch. Completely real, processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

Various plastic tubes, boxes and containers recorded with tascam dr-05 and mastered with audacity. No added effects except compression and minimal reverberation.

Recorded and processed at 24bit 48khz using the tascam dr-40 linear pcm recorder. Processing: gain-staging and soft high and low frequency filtering. No eq boost or cuts anywhere else. Also de-noised.

Recorded and processed at 24bit 48khz using the tascam dr-40 linear pcm recorder. Processing: gain-staging and soft high and low frequency filtering. No eq boost or cuts anywhere else. Also de-noised.

Drone of a german medieval bagpipe (mitelalter sackpheife) carefull. This file is not very loopable so i will upload a longer versión son but this lasts for a minute. I'll upload the chanter samples later. Enjoy.

A tape machine which i recorded various buttons and switches on. This was a nice one with a metallic ring to it.

A short, frequency-rich kissing for any foley work. 48/16. :).

Voice samples resampled in cubase with alot of fx.

A real fart that sounds much like a bullfrog. Processed with audacity for a more consistent tone and volume.

The short phrase, "gravy. . . Is a meat extender," spoken with melodramatic romantic emphasis.

Someone sleeps. An alarm clock rings. Another early wake up.

Caution: this is a cheap home recording.

Some real snaps i recorded with an sm7b. Raw and fairly unedited. (some gain compression used to boost the mid frequencies. ) great for layering on top of each other! -eg.

Auto int real rattly driving bumpy road fast speed 50kmph.

A driving rock beat in the style of modern day rock such as muse or nickel back.

Old yamaha drum kit recorded through a qfx shoebox taperecorder's built in mic. Then i played the tape and recorded a voicenote on a samsung galaxy note s1. I like the grain and texture so hopefuly helps for your lo-fi intended tracks.

The short phrase, "gravy. . . Is a meat extender. " which it is.

The short phrase, "gravy is a meat extender," with the emphasis on the verb.

The short phrase, "a watched pot never walks away from the stove," which is a twist on the truism, "a watched pot never boils. ".

Took a sample from a video of a friend saying "this is the pwngene's house" (pwngene/eugene/ug was his online moniker and the video was him showing his apartment) and edited it to say "this is house". But i never did anything with it. Mostly cause my own stuff isn't true house music.

Word is nothing without a sentenceby: maqsood hasnifree abuzar barqi kutab'khanafeb. 2019.

Sonidos somar.

Sonidos somar.

Sonidos somar.

Sonidos somar.